You know you’re a runner when:
- You complain about paying £10 for a cinema ticket, but you will happily pay £20 for a 5K that lasts less than 30 minutes because the medal is nice.
- Your wardrobe is made up of running gear and old race t-shirts
- You run up and down your drive because your Garmin says 4.98 miles
- You’re stuck in traffic and think “I could have run there by now’
- Your Sunday alarm is earlier than your weekday alarm
- You have at least one bruised (or missing) toenail
- You separate your washing into lights, darks and running gear
- You see other runners out and get jealous
- You know the exact mileage of your local area
- You start finding safety pins everywhere
